Too Tired To Wink Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Em

EmI gotta lot of people telling me I smell like the dead

 Apparently they cannot see that I'm already Amwalking 'round withBout a head

EmI gotta problem with the object of the ongoing game

 Set the self upon the shelf and drag your shell through the Amday C

CBut look at all the Gstars, we've come so Cfar

 Even if we don't know where we Amare, it's gotta be somewhere Dgreat

 Or Bam I just too tired to Emwink?

EmI've seen a thousand towns without an ounce of hot irony

It leaves me begging for aesthetics

 Please offend someone Amsweet in front of Bme Em

EmI'm sloughing brains, I'm sloughing brain cells everyday

 Smearing the globe my lobe frontally Bfrayed, heyC 'eh!

CLook at all the Gstars, we've come so Cfar

 Even if we don't know where we Amare, it's gotta be somewhere Dgreat

 Man, BI don't even know what you're Gsaying

 But I can't Cwait for more of this to come my Amway

Am'Cos you take what you get and you try not to Dthink

 Or Bam I just too tired to Emwink?

I store a cyclops for a week with hard-tack in the clink

If ever he would bat a lid I thought it was a wink

But the world is flush with monocular mush and dingbats to despise

You find they're not thinking, just narrowly blinking

But never quite cleaning their eyes

(chords in the chorus can be played over the solo)

GWe've come so Cfar, even if we don't know where we Amare

 It's gotta be somewhere Dgreat

 Man, BI don't even know what you're Gsaying

 But I can't Cwait for more of this to come my Amway

 'Cos you take what you get and you try not to Dthink

 Or Bam I just too tired, or am I just too tired to Emwink?