Standard (EADGBE)

Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to slur

 And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt

There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my head

 My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-red

 When what to my wandering eyes should appear

I feel like Elliot when ET drank the beer

 Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue

 A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo

 I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon

 With glitter in the air it's so easy to see

That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me

Woah, Woah (end on A, lead into next verse)

The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of her

 She's like legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my shirt

What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my god

 I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot

 When what to my wandering eyes should appear

Is she really coming toward me for a beer?

 Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue

 A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo

 I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon

 With glitter in the air it's so easy to see

That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me

That's basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.