Standard (EADGBE)

Love me cancerously

 Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.

 'High maintenance' means

 You're a gluttonous queen.

 Narcissistic and mean.

Kill me romantically.

 Fill my soul with vomit,

 Then ask me for a piece of gum.

Bitter and dumb;

 You're my sugarplum.

You're awful, I love you!

She moves through moonbeams slowly

She knows just how to hold me

And when her edges soften

Her body is my coffin

I know she drains me slowly

She wears me down to bones in bed

 Must be the sign on my head

That says, oh...

Love me dead!

 Love me dead!

(same patern continues)

You're a faith-healer on T.V.

You're an office park without any trees

Corporate and cold

Gushing for gold

Leave me alone.

You suck so passionately

You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature

Finger-bangin' my heart

You call me up drunk

Does the fun ever start?

You're hideous and sexy!

(Chorus)

She moves through moonbeams slowly

She knows just how to hold me

And when her edges soften

Her body is my coffin

I know she drains me slowly

She wears me down to bones in bed

Must be the sign on my head

That says, oh...

Love me dead!

Love me dead!

Rawl! Uhng!

Love me cancerously.

*whistles*

Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!

Brrrot-dot-da-d-da-da!

How's your new boy?

Does he know about me?

You've got the mark of the beast.

You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

(Chorus)

She moves through moonbeams slowly

She knows just how to hold me

And when her edges soften

Her body is my coffin

I know she drains me slowly

She wears me down to bones in bed

Wha' 'bout that sign on my head!

That says, oh...

Love me dead!

Love me dead!

Love me dead!

Love me dead!

Oh... Love me dead!