Standard (EADGBE)

Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.

 "High maintenance" means your a gluttonous queen,

 narcissistic and mean.

Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit

 then ask me for a piece of gum.

 Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum

you're awful, I love you...

Chorus

She moves through moonbeams slowly

She knows just how to hold me

and when her edges soften, her body is my coffin.

I know she drains me slowly

She wears me down to bones in bed...

must be the sign on my head, it says,

"Oh love me dead!" Love me dead

You're a faith-healer on tv

You're an office park without any trees

corporate and cold, gushing for gold-leave me alone.

You suck so passionately

You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature

finger-bangin' my heart.

You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start?

You're hideous...and sexy!

[Repeat Chorus]

Must be the sign on my head, it says,

"Oh love me dead!" Love me dead! Wow! Uh!

Love me cancerously

 Brrrot-dot-da--da-da! Brrrot-dot-da--da-da!

How's your new boy? Does he know about me?

You've got the mark of the beast.

You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

[Repeat Chorus]

Wha' 'bout this sign on my head

it says "Oh love me dead!"

Love me dead! Love me dead! Love me dead!

Oh...love me dead!

Chords are the same for the rest of song, minus the solo.