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Intro
My name is Lucy Spraggan
and I have 2,138 friends
On Facebook
I only speak to around 5 of them
When I'm not
On Facebook
My friends comment and think
I look thin
On Facebook
That's because
I don't even have a double chin
On Facebook
I feel popular
For having 10 notifications
On Facebook
I feel deflated when my best friend
Cancels our engagement
On Facebook
Didn't declare the fact
That he has entered a relationship
On Facebook
Because I know if its in my news feed
Then it's serious
On Facebook
If I broke you
And you broke me
Can I automatically
Assume that we
Are in a relationship
Only its complicated
Time to put a C
On you Facebook status
I hate requests
For online games
And made up middle names
Notifications
3 out of 4
For Farmville or Mafiawars
Tagged in a photo
Then you know its bad when
Your tagged in your x's
Stalker top 10
On Facebook
If you broke me
And I broke you
Type my name
Right into youtube
What is your status
Goin' a playlist
I'm Lucy Spaggan
And this is a song called Facebook
I can see your halo
Halo
I can see your Halo
Halo
I can see your halo
Halo
I can see your Halo
Halo