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 It seems too good to be true

 But there’s a girl in Kansas City

 With my favourite tattoo

 Oh why would I lie to you?

 This was in another century

 Somewhere near the summer’s end

 The fahrenheit was frightening

 I was awake the whole weekend

 Invited to a barbecue

 I found refuge in the kitchen

 Discussing post-war US literature

 With a girl whose upper arm read “fiction”

 Like it might have been typewritten

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 When I asked her its significance

 She said she sometimes took reminding

 What she wanted to be doing

 Whether reading it or writing

 I admitted admiration

 For both typeface and intent

 And said more softly — sotto voce —

 I knew too well what she meant

 She just smiled and in a while she went

For a time I forgot this ever took place

 She left her bottle on the bookcase

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 So though I leave you little option

 But to take me at my word

 I assure you, dearest listener

 That it happened as you’ve heard

 A beer left on a bookshelf

 At a bygone barbecue

 By a girl from Kansas City

 With my favourite tattoo

 Oh why would I lie to you?

 Oh why would I lie to you?

 Oh why would I lie?