Standard (EADGBE)

  We?re a pantomime horse

  There?s a stupid suit where our relationship was

  And we?re stuck inside, we?re stuck inside

  There?s nowhere to gallop and there?s nowhere to hide

We?re a pantomime horse

The two of us down on all fours

And we?re running around blind

We?re running around blind

With you in front and me behind of course

Clever Hans, Clever Hans (4x)

We?re a pantomime horse

And I?m mixing up my metaphors

  And I?m starting to see red, I?m starting to see red

Hi ho Silver, Hello Mr Ed

 (Whistling)

Clever Hans

Have we laid our bets, have we run our race?

Have we gone to pasture, have we given up the chase?

We?ve got the world at our feet You?ve got the whip in your hands

But we?re a hundred-to-one, We?re an outside chance

Sometimes it seems like no one understands

Clever Hans

We?re a pantomime horse

The two of us down on all fours

  And we?re running around fast, We?re running around fast

  You?re a nose ahead , And in the end I?m just the arse