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Intro

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She felt someone else upon your lips

You've blown another relationship

You say that God had a hand in this

I say you should have stayed away from that other Girl

Now I look at you

And you look at me

Ah, Life's a bitch for the eternal fatalist

You've gone and lost your job again

Can I borrow a ten 'til Tuesday friend

You say your lack of dividend

Has always been spelled out in the stars

Now I look at you,

And you look at me

It's a financial risk for the eternal fatalist

Now I look at you

And you look at me

Ah, life's a fix for the eternal fatalist

Bridge

You say it's all lined up like shot glasses on the bar of life

 You'll sip your way through it

 You never once got stiffed

 So pick yourself up, pay your tab

 And get on with your life

Get on with it

Solo

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Have you ever heard of dialectics

One sure way to get some perspective

Of course every action isn't elective

I wonder what my horoscope has to say, today

You say your moon's in the seventh house

But your butt's spent three days on my couch

You've eaten me out of home and house

You nearly drank up all of my beer

Ya, I'm outta here

Now I look at you

And you look at me,

Ah, life's a bitch for the eternal fatalist

(Continue/repeat til End)