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 I'm looking for something in red

 Something that's shocking to turn someone's head

Strapless and sequined and cut down to there

Stockings and garters and lace underwear

 The guaranteed number to knock a man dead

 I'm looking for something in red

 I'm looking for something in green

 Something to out do an ex-high school queen

Jealousy comes in the color of jade

Do you have some pumps and a purse in this shade?

 And a perfume that whispers "Please come back to me"

 I'm looking for something in green

 I'm looking for something in white

 Something that shimmers in soft candlelight

Everyone calls us the most perfect pair

 Should I wear a veil or a rose in my hair

 Well, the train must be long and the waist must be tight

 I'm looking for something in white

 I'm looking for something in blue

 Something real tiny, the baby's brand new

He has his father's nose and his chin

 We once were hot lovers, now we're more like friends

 Don't tell me that's just what old married folk do

 I'm looking for something in blue

 I'm looking for something in red

 Like the one that I wore when I first turned his head

Strapless and sequined and cut down to there

Just a size larger than I wore last year

 The guaranteed number to knock a man dead

I'm looking for something, I've gotta have something

I'm looking for something in red