Capo 3rd fret

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Intro

I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks

 That I've turned down

 Well, you told me you'd be happy

 Bouncin' babies on your knee

While I sit at home alone

 And I've been bouncin' three

Yeah, and I'm tired of it too

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing

 I think I've ever seen

 There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side

 This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big ol blonde

 That thinks she's a movie star

 I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail

 I'm gonna sling her around and around

 When she wakes up she'll know she met up

 With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

Well the smoke's so doggone thick

You could cut it with a knife

And the music's so loud

 You can hear the same line twice

 Hey Leroy Brown, how do you like my big ol' pink limo

 I just drawed all your money out of the bank today

 Honey, you don't have no more

I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing

 I think I've ever seen

 There's a big bar in the corner and a TV on the side

 This baby's 60 feet long and 40 feet wide

Hey driver pull this car, buddy, right inside the bar

Take it on back to the big ol blonde

 That thinks she's a movie star

 I'm gonna grab her by her phony ponytail

 I'm gonna sling her around and around

 When she wakes up she'll know she met up

 With mad Mrs. Leroy Brown

Outro