No News Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 She Asaid "It's just a woman thing" and Apulled out of the drive.

AI said not to worry, I'm an Aunderstandin' guy.

 I've Dheard that when you love someone, you've Dgotta let em go.

 She Ahollered: "When I find myself you'll Abe the first to know."

GOoo-ooo- Ehoo-oo, No Anews! E

 I've Alearned to do the laundry, feed the Acat, and clean the house.

 I Apromised to be patient while she Aworked her problems out.

DWhen she packed her bags, her desti-Dnation wasn't clear;

 But I Asensed that her intentions were Ahonest and sincere.

GOoo-ooo- Ehoo-oo, No Anews! A

  She could Atelephone, Gtell a friend,

  D/F♯Tell a lie about Fwhere she's been.

  ASend a pigeon, Gsend a fax; D/F♯Write it on a Fpost-it pad.

  ASend a signal Gup in smoke, D/F♯tap it out in FMorse Code.

  EI prefer a bad Eexcuse, to no Anews! A

 Her Amama's been a little vague as Ato her whereabouts.

 Her Asister says "I'm certain your Aromance has headed south."

DI don't have a single doubt Dthat she's still in love;

 My Alevel of anxiety is Ajust a product of...

GOoo-ooo- Ehoo-oo, No Anews! A

  She could Atelephone, Gtell a friend,

  D/F♯Tell a lie about Fwhere she's been.

  ASend a pigeon, Gsend a fax; D/F♯Write it on a Fpost-it pad.

  ASend a signal Gup in smoke, D/F♯tap it out in FMorse Code.

  EI prefer a bad Eexcuse...

  She Amissed her bus, Gmissed her plane;

  D/F♯Surely this can Fbe explained.

  ALost her car Gat the mall; D/F♯got locked in a Fbathroom stall.

  APlaying guitar Gwith The Band; D/F♯on the road with FPearl Jam.

  ABuried with The GGrateful Dead; D/F♯came back as a FParrot Head.

  AGot derailed, got Gde-iced; D/F♯offered as a sacri-Ffice.

  AFBI, GCIA; D/F♯If they've seen her Fthey ain't

  Asaying. G D/F♯ F

  No Anewwwws! G D/F♯ F

  Still no Anews! G D/F♯ F

  Oh-oh! A G D/F♯ F (fade out