Jizz In My Pants Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

F♯mLock eyes from across the room

F♯5Down my drink while the rhythms boom

F♯5Take your hands, skip the names

F♯5No need here for the silly games

F♯5Make our way through the smoke and crowd

F♯5The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

F♯5Move in close as the lasers fly

F♯5Our bodies touch and the angels cry

(as above)

Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors

The whole night what we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

 And I D5jizz C♯5in my F♯5pants

F♯5This really never happens you can take my word

F♯5I won't apologize

F♯5That's just absurd

F♯5Mainly your fault for the way that you dance

 And now I D5jizz C♯5in myF♯5 pants

(as above)

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut

Plus it's your fault

You were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive

Some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the grocery

Do things alone now mostly

Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love

Surprise in my eyes when I looked above

The checkout counter and I saw her face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never thought that I could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

She turned to me that's when she said it

Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit

And I jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal

Nothing wrong with me

But we're going to need a cleanup

On aisle 3

And now I'm posed in an awkward stance

Because I jizzed in my pants

To be fair

You were flirting a lot

Plus the way you bag cans makes me

Bothered and hot

Please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing

I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film

As I recall it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang

And I jizzed in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you

And I jizz in my pants

The next day

My alarm goes off

And I jizz in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in

And I jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense

I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape

And I jizzed in my pants

I went to. . .

Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I jizz right in my pants

Every time you're next to me

And when we're holdin hands

Its like havin sex with me

You say I'm premature

I just call it ecstasy

I wear a rubber at all times

Its a necessity

Cuz I jizz in my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))

Yes I jizz in my pants

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)