Standard (EADGBE)

 Chords are: (000211) , (020100) and (002210)

Hey girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

  Girl you know we've been together such a long long time

(Such a long time)

  And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

  Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

(Open wide)

  Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

(What's on my mind)

A gift real special,

  So take off the top

  take a look inside

It's my dick in a box

(It's in a box)

  Not gonna get you a diamond ring

  That sort of gift don't mean anything

  Not gonna get you a fancy car

  Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

--- E7

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

  A girl like you needs somethin' real

  Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

  Somethin' special girl

  It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box babe

  It's my dick in a box

Ooh, my dick in a box girl

--- E7

See I'm wise enough to know

  When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

  To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

  It's easy to do just follow these steps:

  1, cut a hole in a box

  2, put your junk in that box

  3, make her open the box

  And that's the way you do it

(no chords)

It's my dick in a box

  My dick in a box babe

  It's my dick in a box

  Ooh, my dick in a box girl

  Christmas, dick in a box

  Hanukkah, dick in a box

  Kwanzaa, a dick in a box

  Every single holiday a dick in a box

  Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box

  Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box

  Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

(Outro)

My dick in a box

My dick in a box

My dick in a box

I am going to make a youtube video on how to play this song with these chords AND with fingers.

So search my name on Youtube if you want to check it out.

I hope you enjoyed playing this, it should be very accurate :P