Standard (EADGBE)

There’d always be a tailgate right in front of you

There’d always be a shotgun rack in your rearview

All the interstates would be gravel roads

Every off ramp would have a fishin’ hole

 My daddy had one, my pappy did too

 Well I got one and so should you

Verse 2

My phone wouldn’t ring every time you need to move a couch

 And if your tires get to spinnin’ Woody and Zooko will pull you out

 All the taxi cabs could haul a quarter-ton load

Stretch limousines would all be pullin’ bass boats

 The cop cars and ambulances would be jacked up high

 Lined up round a bonfire on Friday night

 I say we load up a boat with all them foreign cars

 And send them back overseas

(Strum Once On Each Letter)

Yeah you can take ‘em all back including those S.U.V.s

Meanwhile, we’ll all be