Standard (EADGBE)

 And it's me, the man with no personality

Burning down your Christmas tree

Blowing up bombs in the shopping mall

Mistletoe is going to fall

Taking shots at the caroling crowd

Stupid songs sung way too loud

And they're getting dumber all the time

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

Since I can't say I care if I ever see them again

You say shopping spree

I say killing spree

And I can think of Christmas past

Like the Christmas before last

Uncles

Aunts

And I could act like I don't care

That all I get is underwear

I'd like to beat you on the head with that ole yule log

Giving a napalm gift gives you a glow

Something to burn away the freezing snow

If you just let me

And I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down

 I think Christmas really sucks (x2)

I really don't see why I should spare your friends

'Cause I can't say that I care if I ever see them again

You'll be sorry

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus