Capo 2nd fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
Yeah, she'll make a real good wife
Hope you have lots of babies
Hope you get a real good job
Hope you don't mind company
'Cause we'll be here a lot
And brother here's some brotherly advice
If you know what's good for you you'll treat her right
Chorus
'Cause Grandpa's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
He'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
An' Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
An' this side of the tracks
An' if you ever leave her
You ain't coming back
My nephew is a hunter
An' he's gonna hunt you down
Just like he did the last one
An' he still ain't been found
I like you just fine, don't get me wrong
Boy take care of her,...if you don't
Chorus
Grandpa's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
He'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
An'Mama's got a real bad temper
An'Daddy's got a shotgun
Chorus
Grandpa's the local sheriff
Yeah he's the judge and the jury too
Uncle Bill's the undertaker, son
He'll dig a hole for you
Cousin Jesse, he's just crazy
He'll fight you just for fun
An' Mama's got a real bad temper
An' Daddy's got a shotgun
Welcome to the family
Hope you have a real good life
With my little sister
[Muted barre A strokes]
Yeah she'll make a real good wife
*repeat this part 7 or 8 times*
Welcome to the family
Mama's got a real bad temper
Daddy's got a shotgun
end on Dsus2