Standard (EADGBE)

[at the very beginning, he plays (xxo23o) and hammers on the open E]

Verse 1

  When I was younger I was so optimistic

Got my records from a mail-order catalog

  I'm in and out and I think too much

No one likes someone that ain't no fun.

Chorus

  But the venue is killing my eardrums,

The band that's playing is a bit too much.

  The first band's so optimistic,

We're in the parking lot, everyone's in the parking lot.

Verse 2

  I saw the room was filling up,

I didn't think anyone would come.

  the second band is wrapping up,

the night's young I guess, I thought it was dead.

Chorus

'Cause the venue is killing my eardrums,

The band that's playing is a bit too much.

  The first band's so optimistic,

I'm in the parking lot, everyone's in the parking lot.

Bridge

In the parking lot. I'm in the parking lot

ALTERNATE VERSE:

  Wouldn't want to give up, in a Tulsa parking lot,

everyone just showed up, in a Tulsa parking lot.

  We don't mean to disrespect, in a Tulsa parking lot.

Everyone's outside, in a Tulsa parking lot.

Chorus

  The venue is killing my eardrums,

The band that's playing is a bit too much.

  The first band's so optimistic,

I'm in the parking lot, everyone's in the parking lot.

Bridge

I'm in the parking lot. Everyone's in the parking lot.

END ON D