Standard (EADGBE)

 Oh he treats me with respect

He says he loves me all the time

 He calls me 15 times a day

He likes to make sure that I'm fine

 You know I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure

 He's not like all them other boys

They're all so dumb and immature

bridge?(sorry, not totally musically literate)

 There's just one thing that's getting in the way

 When we go up to bed you're just no good

Its such a shame

 I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

 And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over

chorus

It's not fair

 And I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But you never make me scream

 You never make me scream

 Oh it's not fair

 And it's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But all you do is take

 Yeah all you do is take

verse 2

 Oh I lie here in the wet patch

In the middle of the bed

 I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by

I spent ages giving head

 Then I remember all the nice things that you ever said to me

 Maybe I'm just overreacting maybe you're the one for me

bridge?

 There's just one thing that's getting in the way

 When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

 I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

 And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over

chorus

 It's not fair

 And I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But you never make me scream

 You never make me scream

 Oh it's not fair

 And it's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But all you do is take

 Yeah all you do is take

bridge?

 There's just one thing that's getting in the way

 When we go up to bed you're just no good

It's such a shame

 I look into your eyes I want to get to know you

 And then you make this noise and its apparent it's all over.....(aahh!!)

chorus

 It's not fair

 And I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 I think you're really mean

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But you never make me scream

 You never make me scream

 Oh it's not fair

 And it's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 It's really not ok

 Oh you're supposed to care

 But all you do is take

 Yeah all you do is take

(feels odd being a guy and playing this but it's funny as hell)