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I'll refer to the Bmaj9 (no 3rd) as just Bmaj9

Intro

Verse

Rest easily,

 In the bed of another man's tired old queen.

 I cannot wait for love

 If it comes as fast as he did.

Rest easily,

 In the bed of another man's tired old queen.

 I cannot wait for love

 If it comes as fast as he did, well, shit

That's two minutes well-spent

That she spent with him

Chorus

So stay home

In bed alone

All because of you, all because of you,

Now I can't stand it.

In all that I do, all that I do,

I see the scarlet branding.

Mother, you know I'm sorry,

 But sorry's pregnant with remorse

 And when remorse is born, remorse won't see

 An ounce of child support.

She won't, no, she won't no, she won't.

She won't...

She..

Go ahead... No wait... Wait.. Ok go ahead...

Verse 2

Wait eagerly,

 Because tonight I'm another man's brand new queen

 Why should I wait for love,

 If it comes as fast as he did?

He said, "Wait, she's with me

 So send that other man walking

With his two left feet"

 Now I hate my love

 If it comes as fast as he did?

He said, "Wait, she's with me

 So send that other man walking

With his two left feet"

 Now I hate my love

And now the other man's floating in the dead man's sea

And he's floating face-down, 'cause he's a dead man, see?

Chorus 2

So stay home

In bed alone

All because of you, all because of you,

Now I can't stand it.

In all that I do, all that I do,

I see the scarlet branding.

Mother, you know I'm sorry,

 But sorry's pregnant with remorse

 And when remorse is born, remorse won't see

 An ounce of child support.

She won't, no, she won't no, she won't.

SHE WILL NOT

Funky interlude:

[I tabbed this part as a mix from an acoustic version they did and the cd recording, so

just play this with the don't you cry mama bits, until the chords come back in.]

Don't you cry mama, we'll,

we'll be ok.

Repeat the last part as many times as you like.