One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

A A A A

  IA lit a thin green Bmcandle Bm

  Dto make you Djealous of mAe A

  but the Aroom just filled Aup with mosBmquitoes Bm

  they hDeard that my Dbody was frEee. E

  Then IF♯m took the dF♯must of a C♯mlong sleepless C♯mnight

  and I Dput it in Dyour little sAhoe A

  and tBmhen I conBmfess that I Gtortured the Gdress

  that you wBmore for the wAorld to look tGhrough. G

A A A A

  IA showed my heart to the dBmoctor Bm

  Dhe said I'd Djust have to Aquit A

  then hAe wrote himAself a perBmscription Bm

  and Dyour name wasD mentioned in iEt. E

  Then F♯mhe locked F♯mhimself in a C♯mlibrary C♯mshelf

  with the Ddetails Dof our honeyAmoon A

  and I Bmhear from the Bmnurse

  that he's Ggotten much Gworse

  and his Bmpractice is Aall in a Gruin. G

A A A A

  IA heard of a saint who had Bmloved yoBmu

  So I Dstudied all Dnight in his Aschool A

  he Ataught thatA the duty of Bmlovers Bm

  is to Dtarnish Dthe golden Erule. E

  And just F♯mwhen I was sF♯mure C♯m C♯m

  that his C♯mteachings were C♯mpure

  he dBmrowned himBmself in the Apool A

  his Bmbody is gone Bmbut back Ghere on the Glawn

  his Bmspirit conAtinues to Gdrool.G

A A A A

  AAn Eskimo showed me a Bmmovie Bm

  Dhe'd recentlDy taken of Ayou A

  the Apoor man coAuld hardly stop Bmshivering,Bm

  his Dlips and his Dfingers were blEue. E

 I suppF♯mose that hF♯me froze

  when the C♯mwind took your C♯mclothes

  and I Dguess he just Dnever got Awarm

  but you Bmstand there so Bmnice in your Gblizzard of Gice

  o, please Bmlet me come Ainto the sGtorm. G