Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold,

 I saw a sign sayin', food and drinks for everyone..

 so, naturally I thought I would take me a look inside.

 I saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes.

Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar.

 And long tall glasses with wine up to y'are..

 and somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair.

 Said, 'Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire.'

Chorus

You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.

You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.

 I can't dance!

I am a man of the road..a hobo by name..I don't seek

 entertainment, just poultry and game.

 But if it's all the same to you..then yes, I will try my hand.

 If you were hungry as me, then I'm sure you will understand.

// (Hmmmmmm, now wait minute...)

Chorus

Of course I can dance..of course I can dance.

I'm sure I can dance..I'm sure I can dance.

 I can dance..I can da..an..ce..I really hit the floor.

 Aaah, it feels good..look at me dancing.

I did a Two-Step, Quick-Step and a Bossanova..a little

 Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino.

 You should have seen me moving, right across the floor.

 Hand me down my tuxedo..next week I'm coming back for more.

Outro

I can dance..oh, yes, I can dance.

 Look at me dance on the floor..movin'...I feel good.

 I can dance..I can dance..I can dance..I can dance..

 I can dance..I can dance..

A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.