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My hero zero, such a funny little hero but till you came along

 we counted on out fingers and toes, but now your here to stay,

 and nobody really knows, how wonderful you are,

 we could never reach the stars, without you zero my hero

 how wonderful you are.

spoken 1: whats' so wonderful about zero, its nothing isn't it?

2: sure it represents nothing-

  But place a zero after 1 and you've got yourself a 10see how important that is

When you run outta digits start all over again see how convenent that is

 Thats with only 10 digits including zero

 you can count as high as you ever need to go, forever toward infinity

no one ever gets there but you can try

10 billion zeros from the cavemen to the wierdos who invente

 you, they counted on their fingers and toes

maybe sticks and stones, rocks and bones, or neighbors toes

yeah yeah

 and nobody really knows, how wonderful you are

 why we could never reach the stars without you zero my hero

 how wonderful you are

Place on zero after any number you've multipled that # by 10 see how easy that is

Place 2 zeros after any number you've multipled that # by 100 see how simple that is

Place 3 zeros after any number you've multipled that# by 1000

 etc, etc, ad infinitum, ad astra , forever and ever

 with zero my hero, how wonderful you are