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 I haven't cried baby since I learned to talk

 Haven't fallen down since I learned to walk

 And I don't get bored watching the tube

  no chord

And I never had a rock in my shoe

 And if I tried baby, would you mess me 'round?

 Would we both get bored by the simple sound

Sorry about dropping that lude

 It just seemed like the best thing to do

It's all true

I got me

She's got you

D no chord

And we got time to share a few

 You never get me down when I'm feeling blue

 When I tell you lies you won't believe they're true

 Now I really should be on my way

 Think I'm gonna stick around all day

It's all true

I got me

She's got you

D no chord

And we got time to share a few

Solo

She's so ---- with her exacto knife

 She's gonna take her life

Solo

I don't wake up with a sudden start

 With some empty arms and a broken heart

 And I don't get bored watching the tube.