Standard (EADGBE)

 Lover dont turn your head, just let me walk away

 Thought I might have to say you're asking the wrong guy

 She wonders how,

 Thinks she knows now

 She'll be right they always go by the by

 The great big no the great big no (x2)

Is nothing OK with you, is nothing OK with me?

Is anything happening to have to got sea?

He wonders why, the indigo guy...

He'll be right they always go by the by

The great big no, the great big no (x2)

Everyone knows everything

 Everyone knows verything

 Nobody's got no one to go to

 The great big no (x4)

If I was in the fridge

Would you open the door?

If I was the grass

Would you mow your lawn?

If I was your body

Would you still wear clothes?

If I was a buger

Would you blow your nose?

Where would you keep it?

Would'ja eat it?

 I'm just trying to give myself a reason

 for being round.

If I was a front porch swing

Would you let me hang?

If I was a dance floor

Would you shake-your-thang?

If I was a rubber check

Would you let me bounce

Up and down inside your bank account?

Would you trust me

Not to break you?

I'm just trying really hard to make you

notice me being around.

If I was a haircut

Would you wear a hat?

If I was a maid

Could I clean your flat?

If I was a carpet

Would you wipe your feet?

In time to save me from mud off the street?

If you like me,

If you love me,

Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?

I'm a a little grubby

From being around