Standard (EADGBE)
Lover dont turn your head, just let me walk away
Thought I might have to say you're asking the wrong guy
She wonders how,
Thinks she knows now
She'll be right they always go by the by
The great big no the great big no (x2)
Is nothing OK with you, is nothing OK with me?
Is anything happening to have to got sea?
He wonders why, the indigo guy...
He'll be right they always go by the by
The great big no, the great big no (x2)
Everyone knows everything
Everyone knows verything
Nobody's got no one to go to
The great big no (x4)
If I was in the fridge
Would you open the door?
If I was the grass
Would you mow your lawn?
If I was your body
Would you still wear clothes?
If I was a buger
Would you blow your nose?
Where would you keep it?
Would'ja eat it?
I'm just trying to give myself a reason
for being round.
If I was a front porch swing
Would you let me hang?
If I was a dance floor
Would you shake-your-thang?
If I was a rubber check
Would you let me bounce
Up and down inside your bank account?
Would you trust me
Not to break you?
I'm just trying really hard to make you
notice me being around.
If I was a haircut
Would you wear a hat?
If I was a maid
Could I clean your flat?
If I was a carpet
Would you wipe your feet?
In time to save me from mud off the street?
If you like me,
If you love me,
Would you get down on your knees and scrub me?
I'm a a little grubby
From being around