Ultimate Showdown Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D♯ x68886 D♯7 x68686

D x57775 D7 x57775

F 133211 F7 131211 ( x = mute string )

 Verse A

GmOld Godzilla was A♯hopping aCround

EmTokyo City like a D♯big playDground

 when Gmsuddenly Batman bursA♯t from the Cshade

 and Emhit Godzilla with a D♯BatgrenaDde

 Verse B

 GodD♯zilla got pissed and Dbegan to attack

 but Gmdidn't expect to be F7blocked by Shaq

 who proA♯ceeded to open up a Acan of Shaq Fu

 when DAaron Carter came oD♯7ut of the blue

Chorus

A♯this is the D7Ultimate ShGmowdown of F7Ultimate Destiny

A♯good guys, bad D7guys, and explGmosions as F7far as the eye can see

A♯and only D7one will surEmvive, I wonder D♯who it will be

Cmthis is the DUltimate D♯Showdown of FUltimate Destiny

Bridge

A♯angels sang out in immFaculate chorus

Gmdown from the heavens deF♯scended Chuck Norris

 who deD♯livered a kick which could Fshatter bones

F♯into the crotch of G♯Indiana Jones

 who fell A♯over on the ground, Fwrithing in pain

 as GmBatman changed back F♯into Bruce Wayne

 but D♯Chuck saw through his Fclever disguise

 and he F♯crushed Batman's head in betG♯ween his thighs

Verse A Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

when suddenly Batman burst from the shade

and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Verse B Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

Verse A and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

but before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

Verse B and took an AK47 out from under his hat

and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

but he ran out of bullets and he ran away

because Optimus Prime came to save the day

Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Verse A Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime

like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime

and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track

but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back

Verse B and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady

when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete

but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped

Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Verse A then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind

and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find

'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed

and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist

Verse B then he jumped in the air and did a summersault

while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault

onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air

then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

Bridge angels sang out in immaculate chorus

down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris

who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

into the crotch of Indiana Jones

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

Verse A then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and

Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and

Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Verse B Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,

Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan

Verse B all came out of no where lightning fast

and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw

with civilians looking on in total awe

Verse B and the battle raged on for a century

many lives were claimed, but eventually

the champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

Chorus this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see

and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

this is the Ultimate Showdown...

of Ultimate Destiny