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Samuel and Rosella, both were 82 years old
sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled
and all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging
from dialect to fashion, the state of affairs
absolutely clashin' with the world that was theirs
"I don't understand these kids today," said Rose.
"Yeah," responded Sam, "Take a look at this boy's clothes."
The young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic.
Samuel and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed.
They closed their umbrella and rammed it through his chest.
Samuel and Rosella
they hate your generation
....with such determination
Samuel and Rosella
they are disgusted, knowing
how wrong this world is going
a fact they don't mind showing
(bass )
in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
and off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
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