Hyakugojyuuichi 2003 Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

DHey you, sit down and listen

 DDon’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’

 TDhink you’re a Flash encyclopedia?

 EDating, breathing Macromedia

 TDhink you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?

 GDet that Xiao Xiao outta my face

 YDou gotta be kidding me with that crap

AAnimutation’s where it’s G♯at G

Chorus

F♯7Nine outta ten socioBmpaths agree

 You gotta Gsee HyakugoDjyuuichi

 From the F♯7Moch to the Rie to the BmPee to the Wee

G D

 Just take it from me, MC C

 You won’t beF♯7lieve your eyes, you’ll Bmgo insane

 I mean, Gwhat’s up with that Dplastic plane?

 You’re an F♯7idiot if you Bdisagree

 You gotta Gsee HyakugoDjyuuichi

D..A.

DIf you got the time, go grab a pen

and watch that thing again and again

Try to figure it out, what does it mean?

AWhat’s the significance of Mr. Bean?

 Does Danybody know? Are there any takers?

What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?

The world is full of speculation

 But Anobody cracks this AnimuG♯taGtion

DWakeman is biased, like a household appliance

Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance

Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife

 Not even AObi-Wan can save the yodel of life

 Your Dname is Bob, you’re my heart-throb

I lost my job when I got fired

by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,

 he Asmelled like an orangutan’s old apartmentF♯7

 Found a hobo Bin my room, what do I Gdo?

 He looks dead, he’s Dfull of lead,

 bleeding F♯7red onto my bedBmspread,

 and he Galso seems to be Dmissing his head

F♯7Why am I holding this Bmgun and axe?

 Do exGploding pacemakers cause Dheart attacks?

 Will F♯7Mr. Bean ever Bmget his fill,

 Or will he Gjust keep on telling me to kill? D

DHey, don’t you gimme that look

You never had what it took

I took the beef and I beefed it up

AYou sat and whined while I took the cup

 of Dgold, you are getting old

When you see my face you better fold

Take this mop and shove it, boy

 cuz it’s the Aonly way you’ll be emG♯ployedG

F♯7I am known as theBm Beef Bastard

GEveryone knows I’m the Dultimate master

F♯7I am known as theBm Beef Bastard

GEveryone else is a Dwalking disaster

F♯7I am known as theBm Beef Bastard

GThink you’re fast? Well I Dknow I’m faster!

F♯7I am known as theBm Beef Bastard

GEveryone knows I’m the Dultimate master

D..A

 WeeeelDl I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!

Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!

Got a girl

She’s a DOUBLE D!

I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!

I eat paste all damn day

I was in a Shakespeare play

I sit down on a Lazy Susan

Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

F♯7

Bong Bong Bing Bing

BmI get paid to play with my thing!

 I F♯7zip out zip in zip up BEGIN

BmROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!

F♯7Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon

BmBulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!

EmAnd I can’t think of Aanymore to G♯sayG

Chorus

F♯7TV SAYS DONUTS ARE BmHIGH IN FAT, KAZOOF♯7

 FOUND A HOBO IN MY BmROOM F♯7

 IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE BmYODEL OF LIFE

 GIVE ME MY EmSWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITARA D

 IDt’s Steve’s Adventure! A D

 oDne-fifty-one Pokemon on the run

Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun

and a veggie burger with tsukemono

Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono

To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife

And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife

named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,

saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”

 DDo the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey

ALipsnot is not magic like a monkey

DCaptain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie

AJust like in the match of Earth vs. Funky

DLucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,

 I Aneed tea for two, how about you,

 Mr. DColdheart, or should I say Professor?

 It Alooks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

F♯7Props to Neil, Bmhe’s the real deal

 His Gfriends all call him DMr. Popiel

 He’s the comF♯7puter geek who doesn’t Bmshower for a week

 His looks are Ghot, his clothes are DCHIC!

 He F♯7singlehandedly changed the Bmface of the net

 He’s an Gonline semi-celebrity you'll Dnever forget

 He F♯7stormed onto the scene like a Bmraging thunder

 His Gseizure inducing flag says “DMr. Gahbunga”

DHey kids! (gibberish) AGet ready to rumble!

D(lots of gibbeArish) Colin G♯MochGrie!!!

DThere you have it, that’s the game

151 we can all be the same

I’m sure that it’s been appetizing

 with Aall the subliminal advertizing

Dthis has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation

in formation raise their hands in dedication

to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-

Apower-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi