Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic

Opened up my Grandma’s trunk, well isn’t this dramatic?

[ bass](x4)

There was a label on the side reading “E.A.P.”

I wondered to myself, What could this be?

 I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes

 And as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise

Chorus

 ‘cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed

There he was, completely in the nude

Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips

Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips

 Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole

 The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,

 he was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed

Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn

(or)

 No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,

 no white jumpsuit, and nobody knows

 the tale behind this Elvis Porn