Standard (EADGBE)

once upon a time

 on the Internet there was a guy

 a very deeply flawed man

 they called him Eric Bauman

 he was a total asshole

 and nobody knows why

VERSE TYPE 2:

 it wasn’t fair

 to those from whom he stole

 but did he care?

 no not one bit

 and then he had the nads

 to sell some ads

what a piece of shit

 oh, Eric

Outro

Ebaumsworld is going down

 we gotta rise up from the underground

 and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two

 bout how stealing simply isn’t cool

 so right now we’re making that our mission

 and if that bastard doesn’t listen

we’ll get sick of being lawful

 and brand his ass with “SOMETHING AWFUL”