Standard (EADGBE)
once upon a time
on the Internet there was a guy
a very deeply flawed man
they called him Eric Bauman
he was a total asshole
and nobody knows why
VERSE TYPE 2:
it wasnt fair
to those from whom he stole
but did he care?
no not one bit
and then he had the nads
to sell some ads
what a piece of shit
oh, Eric
Outro
Ebaumsworld is going down
we gotta rise up from the underground
and tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
bout how stealing simply isnt cool
so right now were making that our mission
and if that bastard doesnt listen
well get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with SOMETHING AWFUL