Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

type 1):

 One cold December night back in 1984

 A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor

 He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans

 At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

Verse

type 2):

 Well I know it’s not generally considered very cool

 To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool

 But now that’s just a guideline, not a rule

Chorus

So get off the wall, stand proud and tall

 Get out there and dance like an idiot

You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood

 Get out there and dance like an idiot

(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)