Standard (EADGBE)
Verse
type 1):
One cold December night back in 1984
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means
Verse
type 2):
Well I know its not generally considered very cool
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
But now thats just a guideline, not a rule
Chorus
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know its all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot
(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)