Standard (EADGBE)

 Well Ma's out there, twitchin' in the kitchen

 Dad's in the living room, fussin' and a-bitchin'

 I'm out here, kicking the gong for... Euphoria!

Chorus

 Euphoria - When your mind starts reelin' and a-rockin;

 Your inside voice starts squealing and squawking

 Floatin' around on a belladonna cloud,singin'... Euphoria!

There's a man in the corner sittin' underneath the table

Sad, makin' faces at a union label

Grittin' his ears and he rolled his eyes and hollerin'... Euphoria!

Chorus

Patted Eve on the bottom, patted Adam on the back

Smiled at the serpent and the serpent smiled back

Took a bite of the apple, two bites gone, hollerin'... Euphoria!