Standard (EADGBE)

Well hey there mister could you do me a favor

 Tell me what time is it and where the hell i am

 I got no money I guess I never did

 Could you give me a lift downtown I gotta pick up my kid

He’s almost four now, he’ll be getting mad

I couldn’t live with myself to think of myself as a dead beat dad

I sure am tryin, I guess it doesn’t show

Anyway mister could you give me a lift I gotta go

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 I got a steady job at the hardware store

 Makin 6 bucks an hour, started at 4

 I got a piece of shit parked out in the back

 Anyway mister could you cut me some slack

Anyway buddy tell me whats your problem

I could see you starin at me from the other side of the bar

Don’t you judge me don’t you try

I don’t know what your seein im just a regular guy

I got my share of problems, I bet you gottem too

Thats what people like me got in common with people like you

So turn up the jukebox, play a willie song

Cuz willie’s got a way of figurin out if your right or wrong

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Well hey there mister, could you do me a favour

Tell me what time is it and where the hell I am