Standard (EADGBE)

When I came home this morning my clothes were on the floor

You’d have a drink or two or three and maybe even more

 Yeah you had my old dog bite me in a place that I can’t mention

There’s something that I want to ask you now that I have your attention

Chorus

 Is making a little love out of the question?

 Or is it just cause you’re not in the mood?

 If making a little love out of the question

 Then maybe you can fix me up some food?

You have not been home since Tuesday and that’s a week ago

You said you car won’t start because it’s covered up with snow

Well I wasn’t born yesterday and I know when you lie

It wasn’t snow that made you late there is no snow in July

Chorus

Yeah right making a little love is out of the question

and it’s not because I’m not in the mood

Making a little love is out of the question

and you can fix your own fucking food