Upper Middle Class White Trash Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

D (Intro)

  I Gjust got offa work at five

  DDrivin' that old van I drive

  GOveralls and dirty boots

  But AUncle Bill needed a funeral suit

  So when GI walked into that fancy store

  They Dlooked at me like I was poor

  But a Gwad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir

  It went from "ADon't take checks" to "Right Aaway, yes sir!"

(CHORUS)

  Upper Middle Class GWhite Trash

  My pockets can't hold Dall my cash

  Cuz one day I Astopped to pee

  Got some gas and won the Dlottery

  Now I'm investin' in my Gneighborhood

  My friends and family they're all Dlivin' pretty good

The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs

  and AUpper Middle ClasDs White Trash D G A D

  I got my Ghome boy Chris a brand new shop

  For Dall those cars on cinder blocks

  And Gcousin Charlie he thinks it's cool

  To Akeep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pAool

  I had a Gbirthday party for momma last night

  In her D90 and a half foot triple wide

  You Gain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen

  ANASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen

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(BRIDGE)

  GBuyin chicken wings by the bucket

  We Dcan't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'

  EAll the Miller Lite that you can handle

  A A hundred and 57 movie channels.A... heh heh heh...

(CHORUS - slightly modified)

  Upper Middle Class GWhite Trash

  Our pockets can't hold Dall our cash

  Cuz one day I Astopped to pee

  Got some gas and won the Dlottery-yee-yee

  Now I'm investin' in my Gneighborhood

  My friends and family they're all Dlivin' pretty good

My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs

  and AUpper Middle Class DWhite Trash D G A D D

  GSo pop a top, sit back and relax

  All you Upper Middle Class DWhite Trash...