Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

x4

Verses

Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh where to begin

 We are North Americans

And for those of you who still think we're from England

 We're like, no

We've been on planes and on trains

 Till we think we might die, far from North America

Where the buildngs are old

 And you might have lots of mimes

I hate the feeling when you're loookin' at me that way

 'Case we're North Americans

But if we act all shy, it'll make it okay

 It makes it go away

Oh, I don't know, oh, where to begin

 When we're North Americans

But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again

 Come on, North America

Chorus

Ahh... We are North American scum

Ahh... We're from North America

Instrumental

x2

Verses

And all the kids, all the kids who want to make the scene

 Here in North America

Well now your kids get to read it in your magizines

 We don't have those

So where's the love, where's the love,

 Where's the love tonight

But there's no love man,

 There's no love and the kids are uptight

So throw a party until the cops come in and bust it up

 Let's go North America

Oh, you were planning it I didn't mean to interrupt

 Sorry

I did it once and my parents got pretty upset

 Freaked out in North America

But then I said the more I do it, the better it gets

 Let's rock North America

Chorus

Ahh... We are North American scum

Ahh... We're from North America

Ahh... We are North American scum

Ahh... We're North American

Instrumental

x2

Verses

New York's the greatest if you get someone to pay the rent

 We're from North America

It's the furthest you can live from the government

Some proud American Christians might disagree

 Here in North America

but New York's the only place

 We're keeping them off the street

Now we can't have parties like in Spain where they go all night

 Shut down in North America

Oh, like Berlin where they go another night, alright

You see, I love this place that I've grown to know

 Alright, North America

And yeah, I know you wouldn't touch us with a ten foot pole

 'Cause we're North Americans

Chorus

Ahh... We are North American scum

Ahh... We're from North America

Ahh... We are North American scum

Ahh... We're North American

Take me back to the States man

North American scum

Well, we could be where we want to be in

 in North America

Where the DJ gigs aren't as lame

 Here in North American scum

But don't blame the Canadians

 Look out, North America