Standard (EADGBE)
I used to work in Chicago, at a convenience store,
I used to work in Chicago. I did, but I don't anymore.
A lady came in, with porcelain skin,
And I asked her what she came for...
"Liquor," she said, and lick 'er I did
And I don't work there anymore.
(variously performed by...
Spike Jones,
Eddie Vedder,
"Dusty and Lefty" (Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly) in the film A Prairie Home Companion,
...and others.)