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I used to work in Chicago, at a convenience store,

I used to work in Chicago. I did, but I don't anymore.

 A lady came in, with porcelain skin,

 And I asked her what she came for...

 "Liquor," she said, and lick 'er I did

 And I don't work there anymore.

(variously performed by...

Spike Jones,

Eddie Vedder,

"Dusty and Lefty" (Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly) in the film A Prairie Home Companion,

...and others.)