Yeast Infection Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Riff 1

Intro

E B

  WelBl I was makin’ love the other day

  AndE I put my hand between her lovely legs

  SheE was giving me a hickey

  WheBn I felt something stiG♯cky

  AndC♯ I didn’t know exactlyF♯ what to say

  TheBn slowly I removed her underwear

  TheEn she reached down and scratched her pubic hair

  WelEl I knew I wasn’t dreamin’

  WheBn I saw that yellow seG♯men

  AndC♯ the smell of cat fish really filled the Bair

Chorus

  I wanna sEhow her my affection

  But she’sB got a yeast infG♯ection

  And her uC♯nderwear is stickiF♯n’ to the wBall

Riff 2

  WelBl she pulled my head down closer to her crotch

  SheE told me it would taste like butterscotch

  WelEl I’ve never had the heart

  To Bpull grilled cheese apaG♯rt

  So C♯I’ll turn my head so I dF♯on’t have to watch

  WellB I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in

  YeahE the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin

  She Ewas a kickin’ and a screamin’

  And Bpissing on the ceilingG♯

  I juC♯st held my breath and stuck my pecF♯ker inB

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Riff 3

  WellC♯ I fucked her long and hard right there and then

  And F♯I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair

  I waF♯tched my pecker thumpin’

  And C♯when she started cumiA♯n’

  It lD♯ooked like making taffy at the faiG♯r C♯

Chorus 2

  Well IF♯ showed her my affection

  ThoughC♯ she’s got a yeastA♯ infection

  Now myD♯ underwear is sticG♯kin’ to my C♯balls

  Yes IF♯ showed her my affection

  ThougC♯h she’s got a yeast A♯infection

  Now mD♯y underwear is stickG♯in’ to my bC♯alls