Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Riff 1

 Well I come home from work, and I pour myself a scotch

 While my baby's got her clothes off, and she's reaching for my crotch

 She says she's been so horny, and she's rubbed her pussy raw

 So I hit her in the shitter, and I poked her in the jaw

Chorus

 Yeah she fucks me every morning yeah she fucks me every night

 She fucks me on the couch and on the porch in broad daylight

 She's got a hundred dildos that she sticks up every crack

 My baby's fucking crazy, she's a nymphomaniac

Riff 2

Well she likes her golden showers, and she's into S&M

And she likes me to take her picture, while my cum drips down her chin

And she likes to dress up kinky, with her boots & cowboy hat

Watching porno movies, while my piss runs down her back

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Riff 3

Well I knew my little peter, couldn't keep her satisfied

So I got me an operation to increase my peter size

Now every time I fuck her, she goes wild with every stroke

Then I finish her off slowly, so my cum won't make her choke

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