Every Time I Shit Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C♯ D♯ G♯

  Well I'm G♯sitting on the toilet

  SD♯taring at the walls

  I can feelC♯ the cool clear D♯water

  Splashing G♯soft against my balls

  Well tG♯hat’s when I start thinking

  About my fD♯avorite fantasy

  And my dicC♯k begins to hardD♯en

  As the G♯shit pains come through me

Chorus

  AG♯nd I think about you everC♯y time I shit

  I think abouD♯t your pussy

  I wanna lickC♯ your clit G♯

  With each fart I faG♯ntasize

  About my head betwC♯een my thighs

  yes I thinD♯k about you eC♯very time I shitG♯

Riff 2

  Girl when G♯I get Diarrhea

  That’s wheD♯n I most wanna see ya

  And when tC♯he smell fills up the roD♯om

  GirlG♯, to me, it's your perfume

  And with eG♯very little grunt

  oh I thinkD♯ about your cunt

  And my stoC♯mach starts to guD♯rgle

  And my hemG♯orrhoids start to bleed

(Back to Chorus)

Riff 3

  Well GirlG♯, it's almost over

  Time to fD♯lush and say goodbye

  as I gentC♯ly wipe my assholD♯e

  I choke uG♯p and start to cry

  So I reacG♯h into the toilet

  And I picD♯k up a piece or two

  And I smeC♯ar the bathroom walD♯ls

  With thesG♯e few words, I love you

 [outro chorus key change] - A♯ - D♯ - G♯