The Vasectomy Song Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

CWell, I went to see my doctor,

 I said, "Doc, I can't pay my billsG

The rent's all spent and my truck's got a dent

 And I think I'm a-gettin' the Cchills

 >From bein' forced to sleep alone, oh, this house just ain't a Fhome

 We can't Gafford no more kids

My life in on the skids

 Cause my woman says, 'Leave me alCone'

 Unless I get a vaGsectomy, I gotta get a vaCsectomy

 Just Gone little male alteration,

 can Csave [no chord] us from an other altercation

 It's a Gvasectomy, I gotta get a vaCsectomy

 Oh what a Fvas deferGens it could Cbe."

CWell, the next thing I knew I was layin' on the table

 With the lights shinin' in my eyesG

They strapped my wrists and they strapped my ankles

 And they double strapped my Cthighs

 The nurses were gigglin' and I was wigglin' most uncomfortFably

 When the Gdoctor walked in with a perverted grin

 And here's what he said to Cme,

 "It only hurts for a little whileC

 That's what they Amtell me that's what they say, eh heh heh"

CWell it's two weeks later and I feel a little better

 And my mind is more at easeG

The rent's still spent, my truck's still got a dent

 But my woman's no longer a Ctease

 And even down at the office, there's a lot more interest in Fme

 Oh, the Ggirls all grin when I walk in

 And brother they mean to Cplease

 A man with a vaGsectomy, you oughta' get a vaCsectomy

 Well, like a GSunkist orange, I've been freed

 Cause Cit's [no chord] all juice and there's no seed

 With a Gvasectomy, you oughta' get a vaCsectomy

 Oh, what a Fvas deferGens it could . . . .[no chord]

Now here is the part that I like the most

It takes the danger out of bein' close

 Want a Fvas deferGens it could . . . . [no chord]

The snipped those little suckers right in two

And then they clamped 'em off with Super Glue

What

  A Fvas deferGens it could Cbe. G C G C

Best regards to Larry Heagle and One-Man Johnson.