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Intro

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Verse 1

Hello welcome to the show Thought

we broke up years ago What's up

I just shit my pants Gambled and

I lost Good times just blew out

my knee I've fallen and I

can't get up Oh shit

I think I broke my

back Where's the wheel chair?

Chorus 1

I'm old school

I'm played out

Osteoporosis

glaucoma and neurosis

The vultures circling

a bove our balding heads

Verse 2

Second verse the

same as the first

I forgot the words

again Railer lost my in haler

Who's got a smoke for the Caper?

Hold on let me catch my breath

All right I feel better

now Take it to the bridge

Brdige:

I'll never be Ozzy On

stage when I'm fifty I'm gonna look

like Elvis By the time I'm forty

We're already bogus We're already

fading We'll never be The

Rolling S tones I'm staying home

Chorus 2

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Dementia and senili ty My failing

muscles atro phy I've lost all

abili ty Falling apart

Interlude

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Outro

Blue hair brown teeth

Failing livers de feat

Maybe we will try to pull

it off For another year