Standard (EADGBE)
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Intro
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Verse 1
Hello welcome to the show Thought
we broke up years ago What's up
I just shit my pants Gambled and
I lost Good times just blew out
my knee I've fallen and I
can't get up Oh shit
I think I broke my
back Where's the wheel chair?
Chorus 1
I'm old school
I'm played out
Osteoporosis
glaucoma and neurosis
The vultures circling
a bove our balding heads
Verse 2
Second verse the
same as the first
I forgot the words
again Railer lost my in haler
Who's got a smoke for the Caper?
Hold on let me catch my breath
All right I feel better
now Take it to the bridge
Brdige:
I'll never be Ozzy On
stage when I'm fifty I'm gonna look
like Elvis By the time I'm forty
We're already bogus We're already
fading We'll never be The
Rolling S tones I'm staying home
Chorus 2
C#m--A-G#- x2
Dementia and senili ty My failing
muscles atro phy I've lost all
abili ty Falling apart
Interlude
E-G#-C#m-B7-A-B-E- -
Outro
Blue hair brown teeth
Failing livers de feat
Maybe we will try to pull
it off For another year