Standard (EADGBE)

Well call this number now

Even though I’m feeling low myself

Ill try and help

Talk for as long as you can afford

Pay me with your idle chatter

Ill give you my usual patter

You may be mad as a hatter

Voices never tell

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If I fill a space that so is hollow

Surely peak rate doesn't matter

Rule the world and marry Francis

I’m sorry that this call is tapped

 So there’s no trouble

After 10 the rates go double

But if you are on a roll

Well carry on long distance kissing

Ill be the brunette that you are missing

Well if I could see your eyes

Maybe I could take you as sincere

But as it stands, youre just a joke for the girls in the bar

Please dont think your name is sticking

As you watch your units ticking

I know if I ask you to hold

Ask me if you can

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