Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro - - -

Well, my name it is a number

 It's on a piece of plastic film

And I've been growin' funny flowers

 Outside on my little window sill

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me

 Even though I really misuse her

I am having an affair

 With the Random computer

But don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacin' out and havin' fun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mommy. proud of your sun

E5 (ride) [Before Solo]

Solo 1

<---2X----->

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like they did when you were young

Or did they come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacin' out and havin' fun

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

E5 (As Per Recording)

Understand me, u-understand me, u-understand me, now understand me

 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

 And don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Solo 2

<--6x--> <----6x----> <-----3x--->

<----3x---->

(Before End)

I'm a 2,000 man,

I'm a 2,000 man

I'm a 2,000 man,

I'm a 2,000 man, yeah, 2,000