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 I once met a man with a sense of adventure

 He was dressed to thrill wherever he went

 He said, "Let's make love on a mountain top

Under the stars on a big hard rock"

 I said "In these shoes? I don't think so.

 I said "Honey, let's do it here."

 So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara

In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes

 He said "I've got a powerful horse outside

 Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride

 I know a little place we can get there for the break of day."

 I said, "In these shoes? No way, Jose"

 I said "Honey, let's stay right here."

 No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

 Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo.

 Then I met an Englishman, Oh, he said

 Won't you walk up and down my spine, it makes me feel strangely alive."

 I said "In these shoes? I doubt you'd survive.

 I said "Honey, let's do it."

No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo

 Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo.

(She doesn't like to walk, she can't ride a horse,

but the way she dances, it's a scandal)

r.i.p. Kirsty