England 2 Columbia 0 Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Am

Verse 1

 Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me and got me so Eexcited

 And when you asked me E7out I really was Amdelighted

 So we went to a pub in belsize A♯park

  E E7 stop

And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark

Bridge

 Oh you shouldnt have Amkissed me cause you started a A♯fire

  E E7 stop

But then I found out that youre a serial liar

Chorus

 You lied about your Amstatus

 You lied about your Elife

 You never mentioned your three Gchildren

 And the fact you have a Cwife

 Now its england F2 colombia C0

 And I know just Ehow those colombians E7feel

Verse 2

If you hadnt passed out while I was talking to your friend

It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me

If he hadnt taken pity on my heart full of desire

I might never have found out youre a serial liar

Chorus

Verse 3

 It is not in my Gnature to ever pick the winning Cteam

 Sometimes I think I'm Ehappy then I remember its a Amdream

 Now it isn't in myG nature to ever pick a Cwinner

  E E7 stop

I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner

 I can never Ampossess the object of my Edesire

 Cause hes bound to turn E7out to be a serial Amliar

 Ok I didnt mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a A♯bit

  E E7 stop

But I am free and single and hes a lying git

Chorus

Cause he lied about his status

He lied about his life

He forgot he had three children

He forgot he had a wife

And its england 2 colombia 0

I know just how those colombians feel

For this next verse put down that pick pull some random strings on the quaver notes.

Verse

 So I got into a Amtaxi and sobbed all the way Ehome

 Called my friend up in Sao E7Paulo and cried down the Amphone

 I played some tragic music and I lay down to A♯die

 But later I Ewoke and I hadnt stopped E7crying

You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit

Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat

So Ill be the one that you couldnt acquire

I found out in time youre a serial liar

 You lied about your Amstatus

 You lied about your Elife

 And I pity your three Gchildren

 And I pity your poor Cwife

 Now you can go to Fhell

 I'm going to CBrazil

  E7 (Mess around on Am, F, A♯, and then land on A)

Still its england 2 colombia 0