Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Seven times in seven days

I've sat and wished my life away

 I know the greyness comes and goes

 But the sun don't shine

And the snow don't snow

(

  as before)

There's Suzy-Anne with her tits and curls

Where mediocrity excels

For those vicious boys and their boring girls

You know it makes me sick

But it's a bozo's world

Chorus

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 Then there's always the cash

 Selling your soul for some trash

 Smiling at people that you cannot stand

 You're in demand

 Your fifteen minutes start now

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City banker looks are in

The heartless heart, the chinless chin

And you'd spill your beans for just a pint of gin

How you got so holy and became so thin

(Repeat Chorus)