Standard (EADGBE)

Yes Sir, no Sir

Where do I go Sir

What do I do Sir

What do I say

Yes Sir, no Sir

Where do I go Sir

What do I do Sir

 How do I behave

Yes Sir, no Sir

Permission to speak Sir

Permission to breathe Sir

What do I say, how do I behave, what do I say

So you think that you've got ambition

Stop your dreaming and your idle wishing

You're outside and there ain't no admission

To our play

Pack up your ambition in your old kit bag

Soon you'll be happy with a packet of fags

Chest out stomach in

Do what I say, do what I say

Yes right away

Yes Sir, no Sir

Where do I go Sir

What do I do Sir

What do I say

Yes Sir, no Sir

Permission to speak Sir

Permission to breathe Sir

What do I say, how do I behave, what do I say

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Doesn't matter who you are

 You're there and there you are

Everything Is in its place

 Authority must be maintained

 And then we know exactly where we are

 Let them feel that they're important to the cause

 But let them know that they are fighting for their homes

 Just be sure that they're contributing their all

 Give the scum a gun and make the bugger fight

 And be sure to have deserters shot on sight

 If he dies we'll send a medal to his wife

Yes Sir, no Sir

Please let me die Sir

I think this life is affecting my brain

Yes Sir, no Sir

Three bags full Sir

What do I do Sir, what do I say

What do I say, how do I behave, what do I say