Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 This is for the messed up kids, bound like dynamite,

 The wondering drunks out on the town tonight,

 The romantic killer whose never been caught,

 For the crackpot who hit the jackpot and stopped.

This is for those who climb right to the top,

Just to feel what its like to drop,

 For the critical master converges,

 For the paedophile suppressing his urges.

This is for the soldier in contempt of court,

Cos he believed in freedom of thought,

This is for the baby who struggles to talk,

 But can manage to gargle the language of god.

This is for the origami swan, who dared to soar up to the sun,

This is for the outcast, the freaks and the schemers,

This is for the last of the dreamers.

2. We Are Fucking Angry

Intro

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Verse

Just a glimspse of the future were buying

Behind them hands are you laughing or crying?

You fall apart when we ain't complying

And we ain't gonna take this no more

In the fog vampire blood suckers

Fight them off by flinging nunchuckas

You can't stop us, up for the ruckus

And we ain't gonna take this no more

Pre Chorus: (Ska/Reggae)

Cut the bankers, cut the MP's

 Cut the rich and the riot police

Cut the state and cut the war

But them-a cut the poor

Chorus

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We are fighting back and we are fucking angry (x4)

Verse 2

Hang the judge and kill the jury

Come alive and use your fury

The future will write the history

And we ain't gonna take this no more

Vote of faith and we get what we ask for

This is class war, this is class war

It's what we wear our hoods and our masks for

And we ain't gonna take this no more

Pre Chorus: (Ska/Reggae)

Cut the bankers, cut the MP's

 Cut the rich and the riot police

Cut the state and cut the war

But them-a cut the poor

Chorus

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We are fighting back and we are fucking angry (x4)

Bridge

If you cover your ears when we vote or come in peace

 Then you give us no choice but to tear down these streets

Students, workers and unemployed unite and rise out of the slum

 France, Spain, Greece we're joining you finally our time has come

WEIRD ASS CHORUS TO END!!!

3. Set The World On Fire

Intro

Verse 1

 I wake up in the morning, take big pharma lozenges,

Swallowing the juice of Israeli blood oranges,

Then I sit down and read the newspaper,

 It tells me the enemy and lets me know the saviour,

This week's flavour, Asylum seekers,

As I lace up my blood-stained sneakers,

 I turn on the television, what have I got?

 The war rages on and it's only 8 o'clock

Chorus

Fire, Fire, Well I wanna set the world on fire,

Fire, Fire, Yeah I wanna set the world on fire,

Watch it all burn down, We can start again,

Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire!

Re intro:

Verse 2

 They say it's just been invented, And it's now in shop, heaven sent it

And cures in always just one drop,

So pay the doctor, to be the snipper

We want bigger tits, bigger, bigger, bigger, yeah!

This is how we use the greatest minds in science,

 Not a cure for cancer, but a profit for giants,

They blind the clients with advertisements

 If security heightens that ain't progress, it's violence

Bridge

And if you notice my grotesque, protest music,

The choice is yours, you can slate it or use it,

Fight the power? Man, we are the power!

Planting seeds in concrete streets and they flower,

Politics and love ain't meant to be sinister,

Primitive but I can't find anything simpler,

I float around the perimeter,

I only the follow to mob to lynch the Prime Minister

Chorus

Fire, Fire, Well I wanna set the world on fire,

Fire, Fire, Yeah I wanna set the world, i wanna set the world on fire

Watch it all burn down, We can start again,

Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire!

Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire!

Fire, Fire, Fire, Fire!

4. Dancehall

Sometimes i think life is just a game,

And i get the urge to jump in front of a moving train but,

Like some kind of sick joke, you keep me alive,

Every time i pass out, your there to revive.

But when i die cremate me, turn my ashes into diamonds,

And turn those shining diamonds into a crystal ball,

Make it the centerpiece, glimmerin' and shimmerin'

Spinning from the ceiling in the middle of the dancehall.

5. The Future's Not What It Used To Be

Intro

Verse 1

 Well outside on the street at 5am you know the world has a different face,

And at dawn in the park as the sunbeams break, the drunks sing amazing grace

 While the ladies of the night take flight as a big bright light comes crashing down,

 You and i put the world to rights, in this forgotten little part of town.

 Well i heard that they say that the traffic wardens dances dick van dyke does

Throwing shapes around parking meters, to adored rapturous applause,

 Singing 5 part harmonies and jumping over cars while others dare to sleep,

 With this city is my playground, yeah my circus is my street.

Chorus

 Singing now, woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light

Woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light.

Verse 2

 When they came to collect the names of the lads who want to sign up for the army

They said they wanna grow up to be a G, gave up on trying be like dad the sparky

Why run around 360, like a dog chasing his tail

Or the schoolgirls dressed like hookers, the hookers dressed like schoolgirls

Chorus

 Singing now, woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light

Woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light.

Bridge

Killing and drilling, well its all they understand,

In the Middle East and Afghanistan,

They fight over turf, they fight over land,

If you give them a ting-a-ling,

While their trigger finger lingers,

With the second gun slingers,

They fight over that,

There's no unity, just to you and and me

Trying to keep our head above the lunacy,

Its just the way we're living,

And we will never give in,

To this -ism schism prison

That all men and women live in.

They war over guns, they war over god,

War over land and they war over drugs,

They war, they war, they war over love,

War over which god watches from above,

They war over oil, they war over race,

Some of them are warring just to save face,

They war, they war, they war over debt,

If it's a war they want, it's a war they'll get.

Chorus

x2)

 Singing now, woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light

Woah the future's not what it used to be

 So will the last one out please turn off the light, turn off the light.

6. I Want You

Intro

Verse

I want you like a foot wants a show, like a one wants a two,

Like a pink wants a blue, like a cheated on partner wants an answer,

A dancer wants a beat and a beat wants a groove.

I want you like the bully wants to be understood,

I want you like the ghetto wants a new robin hood,

I want you like the soldier wants the smell of home, like robson wants jerome.

Chorus

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 With everything i am, now i want you.

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 I wanna shout it out for all that i want you.

I want.

You.

Verse 2

I want you like the papers want to call us yobs,

I want you like the workers want to keep their jobs,

I want you like the right wing want the boneheads,

Like the bankers want the bonus

I want you like the people want to see change,

I want you like the cabinet want us the same,

I want you like Palestine wants to be free,

Like bourgeoisie wants to watch out for me

Chorus

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 With everything i am, now i want you.

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 I wanna shout it out for all that i want you.

Bridge

Like the man wants a protest band, a telephone tap and a retina scan

Like the salt wants to be with a pepper

An egg with a bacon, a stamp with a letter.

Like a light bulb wants Uncle fester

Like the fat boys wants chubby checker,

Like saxon want to bring together, the denim and leather.

Chorus

(Key change)

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 With everything i am, now i want you.

 I want you, yeah i want you.

 I wanna shout it out for all that i want you.

7. 5 Bottles Of Shampoo (when it comes in it's F, Am, G F, Dm, G)

She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue,

Pretended not to see me in that way women do.

She put on the counter som milk and bread too.

Then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.

And i thought to my self i will never understand women

And i hear some of you saying,

"But all men are the same, they're all ruled by their dicks"

Well thats true of some but not all, dont point that finge so quick.

There's some though in the clubs, pinching girls arses

Being intimidating with obscene pases.

A goddess, you can tell when she dances.

But you shout slag when she rejects your advances.

Its like you got no belief in your self.

Or you aint got the balls to just talk to a girl.

So every time after six beers, your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears.

When she chats to me you spit and shout whore.

Well it is written in the art of war to fight only the battles you can win.

But i will defend your honour till they kick my face in.

You can scrape bruised and battered off the floor

Integrity's what black eyes were invented for.

So down with the dick-tatorship thats so cock-sure,

They use rape as a weapon of war.

Down with the man who thinks its ok to give his wife a punch,

Down with the judge who said it weren't rape cos she was drunk,

To pro-lifers: be a doctor or foster a kid,

Thats how you make it possible for people to live,

(just drums here)

But dont you dare tell women what they cant and cant do,

When it was a women that gave life to you.

Yes i'm a man, i guess a typical one,

But i aint afraid to sai i think all women are beautiful and strong,

Too fat, too thin, thats just media spin

You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin,

So im sorry if you feel undue

If the truth be known im in awe of you,

You're a giver of life and a warrior too,

So do you really need 5 different bottles of shampoo?

8. Sex Education

Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex eductaion.

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Verse 1

Up in his bedroom he has locked the door,

The playgrough conversation was real hardcore.

They arranged the meeting, he is right on time,

See's the instant message from his friend online.

Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink,

In a blink his friends send the link.

The little box asks him are you 18?

His click of the mouse passing the testing screen.

He never had that little chat with his dad,

It weren't his mum who enlightened this lad.

It was Indiana Bones and the temple of Poon,

Saturday Night Beaver and the Sperminator 2.

Two girls and one cup, one man and one cup,

Some crackhead slut who's stuck for a buck.

Belly rushing, cheeks turning pink,

And in a blink his friends have the link.

Chorus

Whether you like it or not, this is our Sex Education.

Whether you like it or not, this is our Sex Education.

Verse 2

He met her, introduced by a mutual mate,

Finally she agreed to let him have a date.

He was mutton like lamb, she was lamb like mutton,

Just grateful no staple in her belly button.

He was so new that he was confused,

So he used her the only way he'd seen how to.

The truth is she was used to this abuse,

'It must be love' she weeped, tenderly bruised.

Now no pop-up books and no blushing teacher,

No parents and no angry preacher.

No cartoons and no diagrams,

Just 15 girls and one lucky man.

Warts and all with the moans and groans,

EXs filmed on mobile phones.

No giggling and certainly no doodles,

Man that last one looked pretty brutal.

Chorus

x2)

Whether you like it or not, this is our Sex Education.

Whether you like it or not, this is our Sex Education.

9. Shooting Fascists

Intro

He's looking, he's looking, he's looking down

Hoping you'll clean up this dirty old town.

And finish his battle, before it turns rotten,

Your grandad didnt vote for fascists, he shot em'.

Yeah he shot em', he shot em', he shot em' down,

Fired his gun, till they hit the ground.

So i hope that you've not forgotten,

Your grandad didnt vote for fascists, he shot em'

Down.

10. Headbutt

Intro

Verse 1

 She had a scream that rattled, The seeds inside the apples

 When she uncaged her cackle, Jackals travelled just to battle

 She gives the girls screwface, And the men crooked neck

 When she walked by my place, I heard a string quartet

Asthmatics lose their breath, The traffic all gets wrecked

 The Smokers laps collect, All Their dropped cigarettes

 Kids fall onto the decks, Cos they dont watch their steps

And when theyre on the floor, They draw her on their etch a sketch

Pre Chorus

 She says that life is like a jungle and not like a zoo

Participate, don’t spectate, Become the view

 Man if Scarface said it, It’s just got to be true

So this world, this world right here, This world is for you

Chorus

 I said to all my mates, she wont make a monkey out of me

 But when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

Yeah when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt, it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a heabutt

 And when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

Verse 2

Staring up at the ceiling, Nurses face disbelieving

 Scalpel on arteries, Organs taken larcenies

Holds it up like a trophy, that heart belongs to Sophie

 Slices pieces of me, Each one beats individually

So now I bite the bullet, Ill try to chew right through it

 Grinds my teeth to the gums, I gots to see what Ive become

There is danger ahead, With a mouthful of lead

 But when I fly, It gets harder to deny

Pre Chorus

 So I stood on the shore trying to blow the clouds away

Right back into the sky made out of papier mache

 The Sparkles from the moon, danced on top of the waves

Like they knew it was the last song ever to be played

Chorus

 I said to all my mates, she wont make a monkey out of me

 But when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 When she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

It felt like a headbutt, it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt

When she kissed me it fekt like a headbutt

Bridge

 She was up high on the stage just dancing it

 Breathing fire like God himself had demanded it

 Like heed personally asked and commanded it

 Heavens packed but thanks to her they’re still cramming it

 She made the sinners blessed by the way that she dressed

 Stripteasing, fire breathing, dancing burlesque

 Producing beads of cold sweats on mens foreheads

 She says welcome to the city of the suffragettes

And if you step out with me youd better step correct

Chorus

 I said to all my mates, she wont make a monkey out of me

 But when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 When she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 I said to all her mates, she wont make a monkey out of me

 But when she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

When she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt, it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt

 When she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt, it felt like a headbutt

 It felt like a headbutt

 When she kissed me it felt like a headbutt

11. Does Anybody Care About Us?

Intro

Verse 1

Does anybody care about us,

Still living in the dirt and the dust?

When a day's work is done and ive dug your new pond.

Is it then that you hand me the brush?

Does anybody care about us?

Or are we really not worth all the fuss?

Nobody's gonna come help us climb up,

When they need us down here to clean up their muck.

Pre Chorus:

Digging graves to climb out of the ruts

We bear the scars from your cuts

But ill always be the thorn in your side,

I wont give up give up, wont give up give up.

Chorus

Does anybody care about us?

Does anybody care about us?

The little bit we've got left,

Were not gonna give up give up, give up.

Verse 2

Does anybody care about us?

Or is it all about having blid trust,

That it;s for my own good when my back meets your boot,

So you can step over the mud?

Does anybody care about us,

When the orders fall from above?

An eton crusader who say's they're our saviour,

I swear i've seen this movie before.

Pre Chorus:

In the dirt the line has been drawn

Come the hour which side are you on?

Ill always be the thorn in your side,

I wont give up give up, wont give up give up.

Chorus

Does anybody care about us?

Does anybody care about us?

The little bit we've got left,

Were not gonna give up give up, give up.

Bridge

The final straw that broke the camel's back,

They took away the welfare then gave me the sack.

Well i've seen the rules that you call fair,

When it's profit, you keep it; but debt, we share.

The cycle of fear goeas around forever,

The very idea that were in this together.

Chorus

Is anybody gonna fight back?

Its just the start of an all out attack.

Been held down forever, if we stand together,

We'll manage to send them right back.

Is anybody gonna fight back?

Is anybody gonna fight back?

We cant be divided nor kettled and guided,

If were standing firm in our pack.

Is anybody gonna fight back?

Is anybody gonna fight back?

Is anybody gonna fight back?

Is anybody gonna fight back?

End on: F

12. Everything Happens For A Reason

Time dont wait, like the changing of the season.

Sometimes it makes no sense but it happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Verse 1

I was being DJing in a club up in Liverpool,

Busting x ray spex for the kids at grammar school.

She was working there as a dancer,

I thought that perhaps there’s a chance id romance her.

We arranged to meet in different spots of the country,

Had a good time though we never had no money.

After a couple o’ week with my wide eyed,

We moved to a one bedroom flat by the seaside.

Chorus

Time dont wait, like the changing of the season.

Sometimes it makes no sense but it happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Verse 2

We spent every minute that we had together,

I thought that maybe this could be forever.

Then 5 weeks later she’s always complaining,

About how she feels like she’s fainting.

So she took herself up to see the doctor,

About 10 minutes before I had to go on tour.

I was stuffing my suitcase with clothes and vaccinations,

I get a text message, congratulations.

Chorus

Time dont wait, like the changing of the season.

Sometimes it makes no sense but it happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Verse 3

My mom gave be the best advice I ever had,

She said if your gonna be a dad, just don’t be like your dad.

I had a textbook template of how not to be,

I never thought out the whole crew, the first one would be me.

When I got back home, we went to the hospital,

She was scared and worries that we might of lost it all.

The quack called us into his room where we had a scan,

And I realised for the first time, id become a man.

Chorus

x3)

Time dont wait, like the changing of the season.

Sometimes it makes no sense but it happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.

Outro

Everything happens for a reason.

Everything happens for a reason.