Standard (EADGBE)
The chords are ,, the progression is just ,,,
a is for apple
b is for butt
c is for cat butt
d is for dodo
e is for elephant dodo
f is for fart
g is for gorilla fart
h is for huge gorilla fart
i is for eyeball
j is for jammies
k is for kid fart
l is loud and long farts
m is for monkey butt
n is for saying night night
to Neko at nap time
o is for oh
p is for panda
peeing and pooping
in her potty
while papa plays peek-a-boo
q is for Queburt
r is for robotic
monkeys that are going
to take over the world
s is for stinky
t is for turd
u is uh-oh
v is for flying v
w is for we we
xexactamondo
y is for yucky
yummy and you
and z is
for farts
that smell
like the zoo