Standard (EADGBE)

 The chords are ,, the progression is just ,,,

a is for apple

b is for butt

c is for cat butt

d is for dodo

e is for elephant dodo

f is for fart

g is for gorilla fart

h is for huge gorilla fart

i is for eyeball

j is for jammies

k is for kid fart

l is loud and long farts

m is for monkey butt

n is for saying night night

to Neko at nap time

o is for oh

p is for panda

peeing and pooping

in her potty

while papa plays peek-a-boo

q is for Queburt

r is for robotic

monkeys that are going

to take over the world

s is for stinky

t is for turd

u is uh-oh

v is for flying v

w is for we we

xexactamondo

y is for yucky

yummy and you

and z is

for farts

that smell

like the zoo