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 Oh Santa

 I've been waiting on you

 That's funny kid

 Because I've been coming for you

Oh, Santa

 I've been killing just for fun

Well the party's over kid

Because I

Because I got a bullet in my gun

A bullet in your what?

 Don't shoot me Santa Claus

I've been a clean living boy

 I promise you

Did every little thing you asked me to

 I can't believe the things I'm going through

 Don't shoot me Santa Claus

 Well no one else around believes me

 But the children on the block they tease me

 I couldn't let them off that easy

 Oh Santa

 It's been a real hard year

 There just ain't no gettin' around this

Life is hard

 But look at me

I turned out alright

 Hey Santa

 Why don't we talk about it?

Work it out

 Believe me

This ain't what I wanted

I love all you kids, you know that

 Hell, I remember when you were just 10 years old

Playing out there in the desert

Just waiting for a sip of that sweet Mojave rain

In the sweet Mojave rain

The boy was on his own

 Don't shoot me Santa Claus

I've been a clean living boy

 I promise you

Did every little thing you asked me to

 I can't believe the things I'm going through

 Hey, Santa Claus

 Well no one else around believes me

 But the children on the block they tease me

 I couldn't let them off that easy

 They had it coming

 So why can't you see?

 I couldn't turn my cheek no longer

The sun is going down and Christmas is near

 Just look the other way and I'll disappear forever

Solo

 Don't shoot me Santa Claus

 Well no one else around believes me

 But the children on the block they tease me

 I couldn't let them off that easy

Believe me

Santa

Santa